Bottle Rocket In the Ass? The 5 Most Hilarious Firework Fails [VIDEOS] | New Media Rockstars
Mommyish readers is my least favorite holiday. But the worst part about the Fourth of July for me, are the barrage of fireworks injuries that will inevitably be reported before, during and after the celebration. He considers it his civic duty, and has been gleefully telling this story to whoever will listen since well before I met him. That being said, I would wager to say, without any empirical evidence, that teenagers make up exactly Suddenly, perhaps inspired by the celebratory atmosphere and probably too many Zimas my husband gets the genius idea to launch some bottle rockets from his poop-hole. But my husband has always been an over-achiever, and teenager dumbassery is no exception.
Create an account on Neowin to contribute and support the site. Okay everyone, here? Not only can you injure yourself, you can also potentially injure others. A college student from West Virginia is suing a fraternity for negligence, claiming he fell off a deck because a bottle rocket went off in another student? As in, someone willingly set off a bottle rocket in their behind.
There is no more acceptable form of injury or property damage than when some bumpkin tries to get too clever with the Chinese sky candy. And there is no better holiday than the 4th of July for folks to blend fireworks and pain. But until that point, here are the best mishaps in the word of bottle rockets, black cats and mortars. And what is the 4th of July for if not giving psychopaths exactly what they want? Oooh, America burn.