Whenever life get you down Keeps you wearing a frown And the gravy train has left you behind And when your all out of hope Down at the end of your rope And nobody's there to throw you a line. If you ever get so low That you don't know which way to go Come on and take a walk in my shoes Never worry 'bout a thing Got the world on a string Cause i've got the cure for all of my blues all of his blues. I take a look at my enormous penis And my troubles start a-meltin' away ba-doom bop bop I take a look at my enormous penis And the happy times are comin' to stay be-doo. I got a sing and I dance When I glance in my pants And a-feelin's like a sun shiny day I take a look at my enormous Pe-e-enis And a-everything is goin' my way ba-doom bop bop. Zubudo zus zus zuboo-davey ba jud zud zuboo-day Vabyado vuz vuz ba shoo-ba-do wah Zubudo zub zub shaloo dub dub pe-e-enis. I take a look at my enormous penis it's not that hard And my troubles start a-meltin' away just Bob and Tom I take a look at my enormous penis And the happy times are comin' to stay be-doo Yeah i got great big amounts in the place where it counts And the feelin's like a sun shiny day I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis And a-ev'rything is goin' my way on bob and tom now Ev'rything is goin' my way hey look at these goobers Ev'rything is goin' my way Ai-chi-wow-wah Ev'rything is goin' my waaaaaaaaay Yummmmm.
I guess I just have too much time on my hands because about a month ago I started having real strange thoughts about my mother. Maybe I should introduce myself, hi, my name is Josh, and I want to be a motherfucker. Mom, Dad, and little sister. Pretty average I guess.
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AskMen may get paid if you click a link in this article and buy a product or service. It's no secret that men are obsessively concerned with their penises. They're a source of both pride and shame, angst and anxiety, and a lot of those emotions revolve around one factor: size. Are you big enough? Long enough?